Interpreting user request

I'm analyzing the user's Chinese prompt that translates to "Morning News: Since you all say I'm a goal-scoring machine..." This seems like it could be for a social media post or a newsletter. The user might want a daily sports news update focusing on soccer, possibly mentioning players like Cristiano Ronaldo or Erling Haaland, known for their goal-scoring. Since the instructions are a bit vague, I think asking for clarification on the desired tone or specific content could be helpful.Drafting content options

I'm thinking about providing a quick draft sample for the user that includes a few styles. I could suggest options like a serious news brief, a playful social post, or concise newsletter bullets. The content should be in Chinese and formatted simply, with some bullet points possible. Since "早报" is commonly used for daily news on Chinese social networks, I might play with a fun hook around the "goal machine" concept. I should ask a couple of quick calibration questions to make sure I'm on the right track.Creating content templates

I'm considering how we can provide the user with a template that has placeholders for last night's scores. Since we don't have browsing capability, I should avoid providing actual scores and instead suggest examples like "英超：阿森纳 2-1 利物浦." I could propose options like three ready-to-use post copies that discuss general scoring without specific claims.

Additionally, crafting something humorous from a player's point of view, like "...那我就加班," could resonate well. I'll ask a clarifying question regarding which player, team, or platform they’re referring to, and what tone they prefer.Drafting content and templates

Alright, I want to keep things brief and provide the user with Chinese text that follows the style guidelines without heavy formatting. I'll include a template with inline placeholders, like {球员}.

For the punchlines, I’ve thought of some playful yet appropriate options, like:

1. ……那就别怪我今天继续加班了。
2. ……记得给我上润滑油和三分饼干。
3. ……请把球门当作打卡机。
4. ……那VAR就是我的工牌二维码。

I’ll provide A/B versions for different tones—serious, fiery, or humorous. Additionally, I can suggest some hashtags like #早报 and #进球机器 for generic use. Let's bring it all together!